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Monte Carlo for Real Portfolios

Most retail Monte Carlo tools are broken in subtle and important ways. A practical guide to building a real-portfolio simulation that respects fat tails, sequence risk, and the ways markets actually behave.

February 25, 2026·9 min read·Stijn Koster·7.0k views

Monte Carlo simulation is one of those techniques that looks simple enough to implement in an afternoon and then eats six months of your life once you realise how many subtle mistakes are hiding in the default approach. Most retail financial planning tools run a version of Monte Carlo that assumes normally-distributed annual returns, IID draws, and constant volatility. Every one of those assumptions is wrong in ways that matter for the output. This guide walks through how to do it properly for a real portfolio — retirement, endowment, or anything in between — and what to do differently once you care about the tails.

A Monte Carlo simulation is only as good as its return-generating process. If that process says "returns are normal with historical mean and variance," the simulation will understate the probability of portfolio failure by roughly 50% in the tails. You are answering the wrong question very precisely.

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